Joe Arpaio's Master Birther Mike Zullo in You Write the Caption
Your caption here.
Photo by Jamie Peachey
Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio and his birther brigade -- led by chief "investigator" Mike Zullo -- held another press conference this week to announce their new "evidence" that President Obama's birth certificate is a forgery.
Given Zullo's second failed attempt at coming up with anything credible or original -- and since he's the subject of a new complaint filed with the Internal Revenue Service -- he's earned a spot in this week's New Times You Write the Caption contest.
The rules for You Write the Caption are simple: We provide the picture (above), and you provide the caption to that photo in the comments below.
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On Monday, we'll announce the top-five reader captions and put them to a vote. The winner will receive a pay-your-own-way trip to the historic New Times building for a firm handshake and/or a high-five.
Do your best (or worst), New Times readers.
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