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Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: A Better Alternative

Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: A Better Alternative



At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest.

This week, we suggest better alternatives for our alleged offenders. Enjoy.

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Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: A Better Alternative


Charges: Burglary, transportation theft, dangerous-drug possession, possession of burglary tools, theft, possession of drug paraphernalia
Last week, we made fun of a guy for a tattoo that said "AVONDALE," as we figured it would be the crappiest town in Arizona tattooed into someone's skin. We were incorrect, and regret the error.

 

12.)

Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: A Better Alternative


Charges: Fraud, dangerous-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
Didn't Age Very Well Barbie™

 

11.)

Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: A Better Alternative


Charges: Probation violation
Still better than Michael Beasley.

 

10.)

Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: A Better Alternative


Charges: Driving on a suspended license, failure to appear
Yep, that's the ideal place for the state flag right there.

 

9.)

Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: A Better Alternative


Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, marijuana possession
(Especially not this one.)

 

8.)

Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: A Better Alternative


Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia, failure to pay a fine
Parents, show this one to your kids while delivering your "don't do drugs message" before bedtime.

 

7.)

Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: A Better Alternative


Charges: Criminal trespassing
C'mon guys, you can't just dangle a steak in front of him like that.

 

6.)

Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: A Better Alternative


Charges: Criminal damage, disorderly conduct
Here's a guy who looks like he's been holding his breath for a minimum of 20 minutes.

 

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Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: A Better Alternative


Charges: Shoplifting
Natural blonde?

 

4.)

Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: A Better Alternative


Charges: Criminal damage, disorderly conduct
Now there's a guy who could chuck some wood.

 

3.)

Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: A Better Alternative


Charges: Possession of drug paraphernalia, possession of prescription drugs
Your, um, member is showing.

 

2.)

Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: A Better Alternative


Charges: Misconduct involving weapons
Do you think this guy knows "void" is a synonym for "worthless"?

 

1.)

Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: A Better Alternative


Charges: Aggravated DUI
Just like Cadillac's parent company, General Motors, it looks like this guy is going to need a bail-out. (GOT 'EM!)


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