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Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Cast of Characters

Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Cast of Characters



At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest.

This week, we've got a real cast of characters. Enjoy.

10.)

Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Cast of Characters


Charges: Criminal damage, failure to comply with a court order, disorderly conduct, threatening or intimidating
Everything's ten times more intense when you imagine it being done in one of those turquoise and sequined vaquero shirts.

 

9.)

Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Cast of Characters


Charges: Failure to comply with a court order
There should be a court order against getting any more star tattoos on his face.

 

8.)

Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Cast of Characters


Charges: Unlawful imprisonment, probation violation, assault
602 area code? Wow, we must be in the same gang or something. Let's go beat up some fools with 623 area codes.

 

7.)

Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Cast of Characters


Charges: Armed robbery, theft, unlawful flight from law enforcement
This candidate for scariest-looking person alive appears to have just gotten his demon horns surgically removed.

 

6.)

Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Cast of Characters


Charges: Dangerous-drug possession for sale, possession of drug paraphernalia, shoplifting, failure to appear
"Adding insult to injury" means having a Philadelphia Phillies face tattoo.

 

5.)

Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Cast of Characters


Charges: Marijuana possession for sale, marijuana possession, marijuana transportation, unlawful flight from law enforcement
Tattoos depicting loved ones never quite turn out like museum-quality portraits.

 

4.)

Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Cast of Characters


Charges: Possession of a weapon by a prohibited person, assault, failure to appear
Willie Nelson?

 

3.)

Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Cast of Characters


Charges: Possession of drug paraphernalia, indecent exposure
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

 

2.)

Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Cast of Characters


Charges: Resisting arrest with physical force
Good news, Christians: Fighting the cops is not specifically outlined as a sin in the Bible.

 

1.)

Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Cast of Characters


Charges: Aggravated DUI, criminal damage, hit-and-run with injury, endangerment, assault
Nana?

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