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Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Dressed to Impress

At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest.

This week, our alleged offenders are all dressed to impress, perhaps with blue hair, a surgical mask, face tattoos, or a head full of what appears to be fried onions. Enjoy.

10.)

Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Dressed to Impress


Charges: Assault, unlawful imprisonment, disorderly conduct
We'll keep an open mind and say this could be a doctor arrested in the middle of brain surgery, or, or, it could be that this guy can't stop spitting on cops.

9.)

Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Dressed to Impress


Charges: Criminal trespassing, disorderly conduct
Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?
They each got six months.

8.)

Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Dressed to Impress


Charges: Failure to appear, criminal damage, assault
Tom Brady looks different.

7.)

Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Dressed to Impress


Charges: Criminal damage, failure to appear
This lady doesn't like pink, she is pink. Like, to the point that she's probably eating that stuff they feed salmon.

 

6.)

Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Dressed to Impress


Charges: False reporting to law enforcement, driving on a suspended license
Well, now isn't that something.

5.)

Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Dressed to Impress


Charges: Marijuana possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
Dreadlocks on some pot-smokin' hippie? Nope. French's fried onions.

Also, possibly earthworms.

4.)

Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Dressed to Impress


Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
That time when Morticia Addams was a rebellious young lady, did some drugs, and ran off with a motorcycle gang.

 

3.)

Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Dressed to Impress


Charges: Marijuana possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
Wow, what a coincidence. Us too!

2.)

Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Dressed to Impress


Charges: Probation violation
Unfortunately, what appears to be a grade-A awesome cat T-shirt is cropped out of this one.

1.)

Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Dressed to Impress


Charges: Probation violation
"Hey there pretty la . . . Oh God."
*Runs straight into traffic.*
*Dies*

BONUS)

Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Dressed to Impress


Charges: Possession of drug paraphernalia
This guy's been in the weekly mugshots so much that we can't just not include him.


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