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Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Express Yourself

Following in the footsteps of our sister papers of South Florida, Miami New Times and Broward-Palm Beach New Times, we bring you the weekly roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail.

This week, most of our alleged cons each have their own unique way of expressing themselves. Enjoy.

Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Express Yourself


Charges: Burglary, theft, prescription-drug possession

Our first thought here was, "Holy shit, is that Lady Gaga?" Our second thought was, "No, and waterproof makeup is a good investment."

Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Express Yourself


Charge: Marijuana possession

This is probably the first time we've had to make guesses about what's behind a mustache. Another mustache? It's just too hard to tell.

Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Express Yourself


Charge: Probation violation

OH MY GOD WHAT IS IT? WHERE? Seriously, man, you're starting to scare the kids.

 

Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Express Yourself


Charges: Aggravated DUI, DUI -- liquor/drugs combo, failure to appear

How hard to people try to avoid pissing off this guy at work? Or, if that's a regular look, how hard do they try to avoid making eye contact?

Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Express Yourself


Charges: Aggravated DUI, driving with a suspended license due to a DUI, failure to appear, failure to pay a fine

Exactly what type of injury is treated with a makeshift chef's hat?

Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Express Yourself


Charge: Criminal littering

How much time are you giving those last two? Over/Under is one month -- call your bookie.

 

Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Express Yourself


Charges: Possession of a weapon in a drug offense, dangerous-drug possession, theft, possession of drug paraphernalia

Estimated time spent every day staring into a mirror and saying, "You, talkin' to me?" -- 15 minutes.

Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Express Yourself

Charges: Criminal damage, assault

Straight cash.

Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Express Yourself


Charge: Failure to pay a fine

Hello James. We are all watching you sleep.



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