At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest.
This week, we're certain our inmates have a regret or two about the choices they've made. Enjoy.
Charges: Probation violation Kids, this is what happens when you drink too much Mountain Dew.
Charges: Misconduct involving weapons, marijuana possession, driving on a suspended license, excessive speeding Wait, so you got a tattoo to replace your hair and still gave yourself a receding hairline?
Charges: Dangerous-drug possession Anyone*
Charges: Threatening, criminal damage, disorderly conduct What is that even supposed to be? A half-bird, half-lizard with eyebrows, wearing a baseball hat and chewing sunflower seeds?
Charges: Failure to comply with a court order The half-Hey Arnold.
Charges: Threatening, shoplifting Dude, it's your face, not a coloring book.
Charges: Interfering with a judicial proceeding Half sad.
Charges: Probation violation Full sad.
Charges: Probation violation That's classy as hell.
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Charges: Aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, criminal damage WTF.
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