At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest.
This week, we found some extraordinarily goofy people among our alleged offenders. Enjoy.
Charges: Kidnapping, sexual assault, burglary Well, if it's any consolation, this didn't happen on Father's Day.
Charges: Assault "Cadillac Misty." What.
Charges: Possession of a weapon by a prohibited person, dangerous-drug possession That is some lovely ribbon on your forehead.
Charges: Probation violation Ah, the refreshing sounds of the Viking Men's Choir.
Charges: Driving on a suspended license The problem is, you kind of need a neck for a neck tattoo to work.
Charges: Assault, disorderly conduct Giggles McGiggly.
Charges: Shoplifting Here's a monster that hides under children's beds.
Charges: Criminal trespassing One half of the Sticky Bandits, of Home Alone fame.
Charges: Marijuana possession, possession of drug paraphernalia I hope you dance, but also jump rope?
Charges: Trafficking stolen property, burglary, theft Let's break down this sorry-ass neck tattoo: It vaguely looks like the Oakland Raiders logo, except instead of a pirate in a football helmet, a 4-year-old was asked to sketch the Unabomber, and he decided to put baseball bats in the background instead of swords.
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Charges: Failure to appear Looks like someone's turning 11 today!
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