Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Kind of Creepy
At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest.
This week, most of our offenders are kind of creepy. Enjoy.
Charges: Resisting arrest, assault, disorderly conduct
This might just be the reddest man who ever lived. People should be asking this guy if the name of the Washington Redskins is offensive.
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Charges: Possession of a weapon by a prohibited person, marijuana possession, possession of drug paraphernalia, assault, failure to appear, criminal damage
Wild guess: His father was Frederick Douglas, and his mother was a star on Jersey Shore.
Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
Nothing unusual about that. (Except all of it.)
Charges: Possession of drug paraphernalia, failure to appear, shoplifting
Yeah? Well, up yours, pal.
Charges: Criminal trespassing, criminal damage
"I found a gummy bear on the ground. Wanna share it?"
Charges: Disorderly conduct
Well, before you accuse this fellow of being one of those knock-off, Chinese pieces of crap, think again.
Charges: Probation violation
Charges: Narcotic-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
Is that a neck tattoo commemorating the time his mother was impregnated?
Charges: Failure to pay a fine
This is a textbook definition of what you would call a "shit-eating grin."
Charges: Fraud, dangerous-drug possession, credit-card theft, possession of drug paraphernalia
That's some stuff on your face right there. Plenty of stuff.
Poppin' collars: Canadian edition.
Charges: Failure to appear, minor in possession of alcohol
AND SO THE JUDGE SAID
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STOP CLOWNING AROUND
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