Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Kind of Creepy
At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest.
This week, most of our offenders are kind of creepy. Enjoy.
Charges: Resisting arrest, assault, disorderly conduct
This might just be the reddest man who ever lived. People should be asking this guy if the name of the Washington Redskins is offensive.
Charges: Possession of a weapon by a prohibited person, marijuana possession, possession of drug paraphernalia, assault, failure to appear, criminal damage
Wild guess: His father was Frederick Douglas, and his mother was a star on Jersey Shore.
Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
Nothing unusual about that. (Except all of it.)
Charges: Possession of drug paraphernalia, failure to appear, shoplifting
Yeah? Well, up yours, pal.
Charges: Criminal trespassing, criminal damage
"I found a gummy bear on the ground. Wanna share it?"
Charges: Disorderly conduct
Well, before you accuse this fellow of being one of those knock-off, Chinese pieces of crap, think again.
Charges: Probation violation
Charges: Narcotic-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
Is that a neck tattoo commemorating the time his mother was impregnated?
Charges: Failure to pay a fine
This is a textbook definition of what you would call a "shit-eating grin."
Charges: Fraud, dangerous-drug possession, credit-card theft, possession of drug paraphernalia
That's some stuff on your face right there. Plenty of stuff.
Poppin' collars: Canadian edition.
Charges: Failure to appear, minor in possession of alcohol
AND SO THE JUDGE SAID
wait for it
wait for it
wait for it
STOP CLOWNING AROUND
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