Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Not Exactly Aristocrats

At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest. This week, we found some folks who...

By Matthew Hendley

January 30, 2015

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At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest.

This week, we found some folks who aren't quite aristrocrats. Enjoy!

10.)

Charges: Probation violation Just got back from aerobics.

9.)

Charges: Forgery Famous from the AND 1 mix-tapes.

8.)

Charges: Failure to pay a fine Someone looks skeptical.

7.)

Charges: Assault A face we're not convinced a mother could love.

6.)

Charges: Driving on a suspended license Dude, relax.

5.)

Charges: Possession of a weapon by a prohibited person Go Cardinals.

4.)

Charges: Narcotic-drug possession for sale, misconduct involving weapons Well, really, who's going to wear a Dodge Caravan polo shirt?

3.)

Charges: Fugitive of justice T.N.B. = Turkey Nuggets, Bro.

2.)

Charges: Assault Do not feed this lady after midnight.

1.)

Charges: Assault You may want to do that business while looking in a mirror.

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