Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Not-So-Minor Details
At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest.
This week, all of our alleged offenders would look like they would probably fit into society just fine, were it not for one glaring detail. Enjoy.
See, the "187" means "murder," and the "5-0" means "police." We're sure this guy gets off with warnings all the time.
That awkward moment when someone tries to pick you up and place you in a trash can because your head looks like moldy bread.
Charges: Resisting arrest
"Officer, I was just BbzzzzZZzzzZzzzzzZZZ. . . "
Charges: Probation violation
Well, one reason would be because you ran into this guy in a dark alley.
Charges: Interfering with a judicial proceeding
For the woman who wants to have just a little more fun.
Charges: Possession of a weapon by a prohibited person
Ha, is this a trend or something?
Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
Seriously, what the f**k?
Charges: Failure to appear
Don't worry, this guy's not hiding in your closet. (Yes, yes he is.)
Charges: Criminal trespassing
Unless you are around kids often, this guy -- who appears to be 50, going on five -- might be the only person you've heard whistle while he talks in the last 20 years.
Charges: Failure to appear, shoplifting
Race: 14-Karat Gold
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