Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: One Minor Detail
At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest.
This week, we observe one minor detail of each of our alleged offenders. Enjoy.
Charges: Sexual abuse
Dear diary. . .
Charges: Marijuana possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
Have you ever seen a man look like he might just drop dead if he doesn't get a bag of Cheetos in the next five minutes?
Charges: Probation violation
Here's a guy in Phoenix who looks like he's spent the last week in the elements of a Russian winter.
Charges: Failure to pay a fine
Just a minor demon.
Charges: Possession of a weapon by a prohibited person
The only combat this guy looks like he's been in is Mortal Kombat on Sega Genesis.
Charges: Fraudulent schemes, illegal control of enterprise, computer tampering, forgery
My precious. . .
Charges: Driving on a suspended license, failure to appear
♫Fa la la la la, la la la la♫
Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia, shoplifting
That's not even close.
Charges: Aggravated assault
This guy's hair kind of looks like a puzzle that he really couldn't figure out how to put together.
Charges: Marijuana possession, possession of drug paraphernalia, DUI
For some reason, we're getting a vibe that this guy ate glue for the better half of his elementary school years.
Five minutes ago:
A: Hey man, want to go see the donkey show?
B: Uh, sure, what's that?
A: You'll see
Charges: Possession of a weapon by a prohibited person, driving on a suspended license
There's a conversation starter.
Phoenix, huh? Me too. So . . .
Charges: Criminal trespassing
That's the classic look of a man who just saw a penis he didn't want to see.