Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Reading Faces
At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest.
This week, we read some facial expressions on our inmates. Enjoy.
Charges: Dangerous-drug possession Subtle.
Charges: Disorderly conduct Here's the maddest guy you'll see all week.
Charges: Endangerment Yes, having scissors for hands sounds very dangerous.
Charges: Failure to appear That's a look that says, "I'm currently watching my parents' sex tape."
Charges: DUI Allow us to show off our CIA-caliber jersey-identification skills: Earl Thomas, Seattle Seahawks.
Charges: Shoplifting, failure to appear Unfortunately, yes.
Charges: Failure to pay a fine OH NO HE DI-IN'T! (Oh yes he di-id!)
Charges: DUI, failure to obey a police officer Level 10 nostril flaring.
Charges: Theft Hey man, if you're on eHarmony or OkCupid, you should totally use this as your profile picture.
Charges: Probation violation Good Lord, this man is growing a Willie Nelson on his face!
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