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Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Shakin' My Head

Just about every week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest.

This week, most of our featured Fourth Avenue visitors will have you shakin' your damn head -- or "SMDH," as the cool kids on the Internet are saying. Enjoy.

Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Shakin' My Head


Charges: Burglary, marijuana possession

See right above this dude's eyebrows? "Infamous Husler."
"Husler"
"Husler"
"Husler"
Do you think he knows?

Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Shakin' My Head


Charge: Assault

This is totally unrelated, but The Hobbit was released in theaters today.

Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Shakin' My Head


Charge: Criminal damage

Q: Why don't people tell jokes about Jonestown?
A: The punchline is too long.
[reddit]

 

Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Shakin' My Head


Charge: Driving with a suspended license

We get it. You were probably sleeping on concrete in a holding cell, and it's not good for the hairdo. However, this is the only foreseeable opportunity to work in this quote from Sweet Dick Willie in Spike Lee's Do the Right Thing: "You wanna boycott someone? You ought to start with the goddamn barber that fucked up your head."

Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Shakin' My Head


Charges: Burglary, resisting arrest, possession of drug paraphernalia, criminal trespassing, shoplifting

Unfortunately, we can confirm that this isn't actually Torry Holt, who has not worn this jersey since December 28, 2008. Although this jersey is straight cash, homey, an index of more-hilarious jerseys can be found at StraightCashHomey.net.

Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Shakin' My Head


Charges: Administering narcotic drugs to another person, failure to appear

We haven't seen this guy for a few years.

 

Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Shakin' My Head


Charges: Theft, fraudulent schemes, sale of unregistered securities, sale of securities as an unregistered agent

We don't know what type of unregistered securities this fellow was allegedly selling, but we have a good guess.

"Now, the United States government is having trouble financing this second Great War. President Roosevelt himself has invested in these high-quality bonds, which offer a guaranteed minimum investment yield of 4 percent. Yessir, they accrue interest for 40 years, so you'll likely be a rich man by 1981."

Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Shakin' My Head


Charge: Aggravated DUI

Hypothetically, would driving under the influence of LSD to a concert featuring a Grateful Dead cover band really be considered a crime? Really?

Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Shakin' My Head

Charges: Marijuana possession for sale, marijuana transportation, conspiracy, illegal control of an enterprise

Jailhouse surprises -- never really a good thing.


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