Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Sheriff Joe's Next Top Models

Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Sheriff Joe's Next Top Models
At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the Fourth Avenue Jail in downtown Phoenix.
To be considered for Mugshots of the Week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest.

This week: Sheriff Joe's Next Top Model—the facial hair edition

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Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Sheriff Joe's Next Top Models (2)

Booked on charges of aggravated assault
If Salvador Dalí and a soul patch had a love child...

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Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Sheriff Joe's Next Top Models (8)

Booked on charges of second degree murder
Ah yes, the classic neck tattoo fades to stubble look. Timeless.

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Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Sheriff Joe's Next Top Models (10)

Booked on charges of operating a chop shop
The chin strap: invented by monkeys, appropriated by men in the 1870s, and favored by anyone who works over an open flame.

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Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Sheriff Joe's Next Top Models (6)

Booked on charges of assault and criminal damage
The "Silver Fox" Chinstrap: literally an oldie but goodie.

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Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Sheriff Joe's Next Top Models (14)

Booked on charges of drug possession
And this, kids, is what we call a damn good mustache!

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Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Sheriff Joe's Next Top Models (13)

Booked on charges of violating probation
As H.D. Thoreau once tweeted, "all things good are #wild and #free, baby!" 

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Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Sheriff Joe's Next Top Models (3)

Booked on charges of probation violation
Chin Puff— the black sheep of the Care Bear clan.

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Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Sheriff Joe's Next Top Models (11)

Booked on charges of shoplifting
"I see your chin puff, mugshot #4, and I raise you this monstrosity growing from my face."

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Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Sheriff Joe's Next Top Models (7)

Booked on charges of assault
"Pssshh, one word, fellas: puff-a-licious/"

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Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Sheriff Joe's Next Top Models (12)

Booked on charges of violating probation
By the (arguably unchecked) powers invested in Sheriff Joe, we declare this man the winner of the annual Maricopa County Puff Daddy-off. Mazel Tov.

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