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Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Summertime Blues

Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Summertime Blues

At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest.

Summer doesn't even start until tomorrow, but this week, it looks like the inmates have a case of the summertime blues. Enjoy.

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Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Summertime Blues


Charges: Marijuana possession
You know who's not lovin' it? This McGuy.

 


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Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Summertime Blues


Charges: DUI
Subtle.

 

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Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Summertime Blues


Charges: Driving on a suspended license
That kind of looks like a bow for a Christmas present.

 

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Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Summertime Blues


Charges: Shoplifting
I'm no authority on the subject, but it seems that this lady has too many eyebrows.

 

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Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Summertime Blues


Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, possession of marijuana
Dude, your face is going to get stuck like that.

 

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Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Summertime Blues


Charges: Prisoner in possession of contraband
Lakers suck, bro.

 

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Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Summertime Blues


Charges: Possession of a weapon by a prohibited person, criminal trespassing, DUI, disorderly conduct
Well now, this is an awkward time not to be wearing a shirt.

 

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Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Summertime Blues


Charges: Armed robbery, possession of a weapon by a prohibited person
No need to break out the color palette or anything, but the guy with the "brown pride" tattoo certainly seems to have whiter skin than the "white pride" guy.

 

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Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Summertime Blues


Charges: Failure to pay a fine
Maybe he used his skin as a high school yearbook. Or maybe he's a polygamist.

 

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Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Summertime Blues


Charges: Misconduct involving weapons
Who doesn't show up to classy parties with weapons?

 

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Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Summertime Blues


Charges: Failure to pay a fine
Celebrity lookalike: Coffee cake.

Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Summertime Blues
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Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Summertime Blues


Charges: Threatening or intimidating with damage to property, disorderly conduct
So is this Weird Al, or not?

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