Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Swagger or Something
At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest.
This week, our alleged offenders all have some swagger . . . or something.
Charges: Resisting arrest, disorderly conduct, criminal trespassing Just clownin' around.
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Charges: Criminal trespassing It's all about the Benjamins.
Charges: Exceeding 85 mph Nothing good ever happened to a man with a popped collar and buttons undone down to his nipples.
Charges: Failure to pay a fine, probation violation Tattoo inspiration: Labor Day sale at the Mazda dealership
Charges: Disorderly conduct That tattoo kind of looks like his own face, if only he was growing a couple of carrots out of his head.
Charges: Marijuana possession, assault Illuminati!
Charges: Failure to appear Seriously, conspiracy theorists, get to your bomb shelter.
Charges: Unlawful flight from law enforcement, criminal trespassing Beautiful teeth, though.
Charges: Driving on a suspended license What a touching . . . tribute . . . to that person on your shoulder.
Charges: Criminal damage, disorderly conduct YOU'LL NEVER SEE YOUR EIGHTH GRADE GRADUATION WITH THAT ATTITUDE, YOUNG MAN.
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