Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Tattoos of Children's Artwork
At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest.
This week, our alleged offenders all have tattoos that appear to be based on children's artwork. Enjoy.
Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia, driving on a suspended license Go Cardinals. Woo.
Charges: Probation violation In case you didn't know, a Great White Shark is about half the size of a human woman.
Charges: Possession of drug paraphernalia, dangerous-drug possession, theft of transportation, probation violation For such a horribly drawn clown, that's still really creepy.
Charges: Marijuana possession, possession of drug paraphernalia It's, um, some things.
Charges: Forgery Some stars shooting out of a geographically incorrect scribbling of Texas?
Charges: Probation violation WHAT IS ANY OF THIS?
Charges: Theft, shoplifting, failure to appear And it's backwards.
Charges: Shoplifting, failure to appear Someone's bringing home a C- in calligraphy.
Charges: Resisting arrest, disorderly conduct I mean, that's pretty good for a fifth-grader.
Charges: Narcotic-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia It takes a while to see this one. At first, it looked like maybe someone farting in tall grass, until we noticed it's actually an eagle with testicles for a beak, poking his head through a fence.
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