At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest.
We know it's late notice, but if you need a valentine for tomorrow, we found some candidates. Enjoy.
Charges: Probation violation Looks like someone needs an attitude adjustment.
Charges: Conspiracy, dangerous-drug violation, narcotic-drug violation There are some women out there who should be jealous of this hair.
Charges: Trafficking in stolen property, burglary They let seventh-graders get tattoos?
Charges: Probation violation, shoplifting, failure to pay a fine Sorry to interrupt your fondling sesh.
Charges: Shoplifting, failure to appear Holy hair gel.
Charges: Possession of a weapon by a prohibited person, dangerous-drug possession, marijuana possession, possession of drug paraphernalia, probation violation Woo! Dayle Joonyer!
Charges: Aggravated assault, resisting arrest, disorderly conduct, assault Shout-out to the Kartchner Caverns.
Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia, probation violation Here's why no one wants to live in Maryvale.
Charges: Probation violation What is this? Steam bellowing out of a microwave burrito?
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Charges: Assault F for effort.
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