Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: What's That Smell?
At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest.
This week, our alleged offenders all look like they just walked into the Port-a-Potty of doom.
Charges: Criminal trespassing
The look of regret.
Charges: Criminal damage
When things smell so bad you start to squint.
Charges: Marijuana possession
A smell so bad it's even catching old people off-guard.
Charges: Threatening or intimidating
This is a guy who looks like he smells, so it must be bad.
Her eyes are tearing up from the smell.
Charges: Trafficking stolen property
The subtle look of disgust.
Charges: Theft by misrepresentation, shoplifting
This guy's not offended by the smell, just disappointed.
Charges: Aggravated assault
According to mothers around the world, your face can get stuck like this.
Charges: Conspiracy, money laundering, drug-paraphernalia violation
That look of, "Whoever caused this smell will be receiving one first-class ass-whooping."
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