John McCain's daughter, Meghan, complains in a blog post today that she can't find a date.
The mixed-up young blonde gets turned off by supporters of President Obama, but finds it even more disturbing when guys are enamored by her father or mother, she writes in the Daily Beast:
Any guy that has a fetish for older women in pantsuits and large pearls obviously only finds my last name attractive about me.
In fact, she sounds darn close to implying she's ready to jettison heterosexuality itself:
I have the ultimate Catch-22 in post-election dating. So where does that leave me, and who exactly am I attracted to? Let's just say I'm spending a lot of time writing and even more time with my girlfriends.
The poor gal clearly needs to go undercover to find quality love, like Eddie Murphy does in Coming to America. McCain's not only a quasi-celebrity, she also leaves a long trail of blog posts that reveal her personality -- though not always in a good way.
This high-maintenance American princess will probably receive thousands of date offers from men -- and maybe a few women -- because of this high-profile column. Maybe she can pick the top 100 for tryouts.
Meghan, a Valley resident, should consider taking her date to the upcoming Tempe Music Festival -- we've heard that's a good place to hook up.
