Morning Poll: What's Dumber, Voting for Joe Arpaio or Having His Face Tattooed on Your Ass
Yesterday, we told you about a dude who was so fed up with Mariopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio's "clown convention" that he had the sheriff's best kissy-face tattooed on his ass.
We can't help but love the hilarity of 23-year-old Jeff Jacobson's posterior protest because -- having to look at a grown man's ass aside -- it's really funny.
That being said, it's also one of the stupidest things we've ever seen anyone do -- anywhere, ever.
Jacobson told us yesterday that Arpaio was his "enemy." Well, congratulations, dude: Now your "enemy" is permanently sketched on your ass, so Jacobson -- who spent a month in Joe's Tents -- isn't exactly the big winner in this showdown.
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We thought, however, that as dumb as it is to have a portrait of a 78-year-old man tattooed on your ass, voting for that 78-year-old man may be even dumber.
We want to know which you think is dumber: Voting for Joe Arpaio in any election, or having his face tattooed on your butt?
Vote -- and see the results of yesterday's poll -- below.
-41 percent say yes, it's unfair.
-59 percent say no, it's not unfair.
Here is your morning poll:
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