"At just after 9:00 this morning Phoenix Police officers went to the area on N. Central Ave./Roosevelt in response to a naked person standing by a statue. Upon arrival, the officers found a nude female. There was no complainant and the woman was transported to a Local Alcohol Recovery Center. No police report required."
No public sexual indecency, no disturbing the peace, no nothing, just a ride over to LARC.
In this instance, we like that.