Pinal County Sheriff' Paul "studboi1" Babeu had quite the weekend after New Times broke the story of the sheriff's ex-boyfriend claiming he was threatened with deportation if he disclosed the details of their relationship.
Babeu held a press conference on Saturday, denying his ex-boyfriend's allegations and announcing his resignation as the Arizona co-chair for Mitt Romney's presidential campaign.
Now that he's openly gay (as of Saturday), Babeu's been trying to paint the story as an attack on his sexuality -- which, as New Times scribe Monica Alonzo can tell you, is not the case.
Since Sheriff stuboi1's ex-boyfriend turned over some, ahem, photographic evidence of their relationship, it's time for another edition of the New Times You Write the Caption contest.
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The rules for You Write the Caption are simple: We provide the picture (above), and you provide the caption to that photo in the comments below.
On Tuesday, we'll announce the top-five reader captions and put them to a vote. The winner will receive a pay-your-own-way trip to the historic New Times building for a firm handshake and/or a high-five.
Do your best (or worst), New Times readers.