Philadelphia Phillies Destroy D-Backs 8-1 As Dan Haren Nabs an Epic Fail
Who is this guy and what did he do with Dan Haren on Wednesday night?
Hard Luck got his ticket punched during the third inning when his first pitch to four-time All-Star infielder Chase Utley became a two-run homer. His nightmare continued in the fifth as Jimmy Rollins smacked a line-drive double and Shane Victorino hit a grounder single before watching Ryan Howard clear the bases from a 1-2, two-out fastball. Jayson Werth then rubbed in a little extra salt to the gaping wound with a solo jack to the center-field seats.
Hope you enjoyed your ride, Daniel.
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