The 10 Cities That Make Phoenix Look Like Paradise
Sometimes it's very hot here — but who's complaining? Summertime pool parties abound.
One thing we know about the chilly winter weather in metro Phoenix this morning. It won't last. It'll be 70 again before you know it — in February.
Which is to say that visitors from other parts of the country will discover what the rest of us already know: It's great living here! In fact, many of these visitors will like it so much that they'll pack up and move to the Valley of the Sun. This isn't one of the fastest-growing U.S. metro areas because living here sucks.
Read on to find out which former hometowns make our desert metropolis look like paradise:
Freezing your ass off half the year, getting it shot at the other half.
Portlandia's not far off the mark: Ridiculously eccentric denizens make this city one to flee.
8) New York City
Aggro jerks. Plus, it's either private school or the kid hangs out in subway tunnels.
Flat, soulless, full of snake-infested flood-control ditches — and it ain't a dry heat.
6) Los Angeles
All the culture you want in return for six hours of daily drive time, breathing foul air, and swimming with garbage.Next Page
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