The Passion of El Cristo
Jesus Cristo as Himself
Danny DeVito as God, a.k.a. "Big Poppa"
Sheriff Joe Alzheimer's and his deputized Posse of Alter Kockers
Senator Jon Kyl as "Satan"
Loads of Illegal Immigrants
Mayor Phil "I know I look dark, but I swear I'm not a Beaner" Gordon as Judas Iscariot
And Andy "Candy" Thomas as Pompous Pilate
Art by Jim Mahfood
Script by Stephen Lemons
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