The Top 10 Sick Burns About Arizona
Arizona gets a lot of hate from people who don't live here, but let's face it — every state deserves a good roasting.
So on subjects like the roasting Valley of the Sun heat, the cities of Sedona and Flagstaff, and Arizona as a whole, we present the top 10 sick burns about our lovely state:
10. Arnold Schwarzenegger
"I was also going to give a graduation speech in Arizona this weekend. But with my accent, I was afraid they would try to deport me."
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9. Jeff Foxworthy
"Phoenix in July. Apparently, the people that book these things don't get the Weather Channel."
8. Tracy Morgan as Tracy Jordan in "30 Rock"
"It's like a black barbie doll in Arizona - nobody's buying it!"
7. Poet Buddy Wakefield
"Listen, if you're from Arizona, I'm not making fun of your home. I'm making fun of you for gathering there and building a community in an oven. Smooth move."
6. Jon Stewart
"Arizona, I’m going to say something to you with all due respect: You are lucky you are warm, because if you had your attitude in Seattle’s weather you would be the world’s largest used condom and nuclear waste dump."
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