By Jonathan McNamara
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Not only will you be able to see cars crush each other like wheeled beer cans against so many foreheads at Hellzapoppin' Demolition Derby this weekend, you'll also bear witness to lawn mower races and tire pushes. If you're looking for a dose of manly excitement, you won't find anything any better than this!
It's hard to believe that automobile annihilation wouldn't appeal to everyone, but just in case you're looking for something a little less violent try Angela Johnson's Vaudeville Style Mystery Menagerie Fall 2008 Collection Fashion Show. It's going down at the shiny, new catwalk at the Clarendon Hotel.