Tiger Woods and Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino "Un-Sexiest Men of the Year"
The results are in: Sex great Tiger Woods and Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino of The Jersey Shore are named the two un-sexiest men of 2009, according to an opinion survey conducted by the Boston Phoenix.
Tiger, who just finished a stint at an Arizona rehab center, where he was being treated for "sex addiction," took the top spot and is officially the least-sexy man of 2009.
Try telling that to the droves of cocktail waitresses and porn stars he boinked. Not to mention, he's a billionaire, which can't hurt his sex appeal. We have a feeling Tiger will do just fine with the ladies, despite his unflattering, new tag.
On the other hand, The Situation's life philosophy of "gym, tan, laundry" takes douchiness to a level for which money -- or washboard abs -- can't compensate. If you've seen the show (or been to Long Island), you know what we're talking about. If not, check out some of his greatest hits below. In any event, The Situation took home the number-two spot.
Other notable names on the list include the Pope, Glenn Beck, Sandra Bullock's philandering hubby, Jesse James; Lil Wayne, and White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel.
Check out the complete list here.
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