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Top 10 Lines to Use at the "Celebrity Roast" of Joe Arpaio

Sheriff Joe Arpaio and his man-boob.
Sheriff Joe Arpaio and his man-boob.



This weekend, a charity is hosting a "celebrity roast" of Sheriff Joe Arpaio.

Chris Kattan from Saturday Night Live and comedian Joey Medina are supposed to be a couple of the roasters. In case they have trouble coming up with material, we've made a list of the top-10 lines to roast Arpaio:

10.) Joe Arpaio's so bad at fighting crime, he issues press releases when janitors are arrested.

Top 10 Lines to Use at the "Celebrity Roast" of Joe Arpaio


Boom. Roasted.

 

9.) Joe Arpaio's jails are so poorly run, people have died there .


Top 10 Lines to Use at the "Celebrity Roast" of Joe Arpaio


Boom. Roasted.

 

8.) Joe Arpaio's so dumb, he thinks President Obama's birth certificate is fake .


Sheriff Joe Arpaio and his man-boob.
Sheriff Joe Arpaio and his man-boob.


Boom. Roasted.

 

7.) Joe Arpaio so desperately needs attention, he fakes death threats .


Top 10 Lines to Use at the "Celebrity Roast" of Joe Arpaio


Boom. Roasted.

 

6.) Joe Arpaio's so magical, he made $100 million of public funds disappear.


Top 10 Lines to Use at the "Celebrity Roast" of Joe Arpaio


Boom. Roasted.

 

5.) Joe Arpaio loves media attention so much that he arrested this newspaper's founders.


Top 10 Lines to Use at the "Celebrity Roast" of Joe Arpaio


Boom. Roasted.

 

4.) Joe Arpaio's so incompetent, his office didn't properly investigate 432 sex crimes .


Top 10 Lines to Use at the "Celebrity Roast" of Joe Arpaio


Boom. Roasted.

 

3.) Joe Arpaio wastes so much taxpayer money that he makes everyone in Maricopa County look like an idiot.


Top 10 Lines to Use at the "Celebrity Roast" of Joe Arpaio


Boom. Roasted.

 

2.) Joe Arpaio's so old, he lost a fight with a sidewalk by TKO .


Top 10 Lines to Use at the "Celebrity Roast" of Joe Arpaio


Boom. Roasted.

 

1.) Joe Arpaio's so racist, a federal judge had to ban his office from racial profiling .


Top 10 Lines to Use at the "Celebrity Roast" of Joe Arpaio


Boom. Roasted.


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