Top 10 Lines to Use at the "Celebrity Roast" of Joe Arpaio
Sheriff Joe Arpaio and his man-boob.
This weekend, a charity is hosting a "celebrity roast" of Sheriff Joe Arpaio.
Chris Kattan from Saturday Night Live and comedian Joey Medina are supposed to be a couple of the roasters. In case they have trouble coming up with material, we've made a list of the top-10 lines to roast Arpaio:
10.) Joe Arpaio's so bad at fighting crime, he issues press releases when janitors are arrested.
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