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Top 10 States Where Men Allegedly Have the Largest Penises: Arizona Makes the Cut

Top 10 States Where Men Allegedly Have the Largest Penises: Arizona Makes the Cut
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Listen, we're not the ones who come up with this stuff. We're just the messengers.

That said, some industry research reportedly shows which states have the men with the largest penises. That industry research is that of an online condom retailer, Condomania, which gathered information on where it was shipping specific sizes of condoms. So it's not science, but it's enough for the company to release rankings of states with the highest proportions of XL penises. Check out the top 10, which includes Arizona:

10.) South Carolina

Top 10 States Where Men Allegedly Have the Largest Penises: Arizona Makes the Cut
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Home of the Gamecocks.

 

9.) New York


Top 10 States Where Men Allegedly Have the Largest Penises: Arizona Makes the Cut
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The Empire State Building was erected here.

 

8.) Alabama


Top 10 States Where Men Allegedly Have the Largest Penises: Arizona Makes the Cut
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The ol' Alabama Sledgehamma.

 

7.) Arizona


Top 10 States Where Men Allegedly Have the Largest Penises: Arizona Makes the Cut
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Home of the one-armed Saguaro cactus.

 

6.) Ohio


Top 10 States Where Men Allegedly Have the Largest Penises: Arizona Makes the Cut
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Wikipedia says "Ohio" comes from an Iroquois word meaning "great river."

 

5.) Massachusetts


Top 10 States Where Men Allegedly Have the Largest Penises: Arizona Makes the Cut
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Shove that in your Masshole.

 

4.) District of Columbia


Top 10 States Where Men Allegedly Have the Largest Penises: Arizona Makes the Cut
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It's not a state, but it's well-known as the place with the biggest dicks in the country.

 

3.) South Dakota


Top 10 States Where Men Allegedly Have the Largest Penises: Arizona Makes the Cut
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The size of Mount Rushmore?

 

2.) Rhode Island


Top 10 States Where Men Allegedly Have the Largest Penises: Arizona Makes the Cut
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Big things come in small packages. Or big packages come in small things . . . something like that.

 

1.) North Dakota


Top 10 States Where Men Allegedly Have the Largest Penises: Arizona Makes the Cut
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Huh. Mark that up next to the only other thing people know about North Dakota: It's a state.


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