Tucson Robber Disguised as Demon Is Exactly the Type of Person You Don't Want Sneaking Up Behind You
Some scary asshole at an ATM.
Pima County Sheriff's Department
Having a robber sneak up behind you with a knife while you're at an ATM is undoubtedly scary as hell.
If a robber sneaking up behind you with a knife looks like the guy in the photo above, we're guessing an involuntary bowel movement is the only logical reaction.
This guy tried to rob a woman at an ATM outside a Bank of America in Tucson last month, according to the Pima County Sheriff's Department.
A woman was trying to withdraw money from the drive-through ATM one night when this fellow showed up, holding a knife. He said something to the woman, but she doesn't understand English, so she doesn't know what he said, according to the Sheriff's Department.
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The woman drove off (we assume with the gas pedal on the floor) as the goblin started pressing buttons on the ATM. He ended up getting away with a grand total of zero dollars, but the Sheriff's Department's still looking for him.
A spokesman for the PCSD describes the suspect as "a male individual with a light complexion and dark hair, wearing dark clothing and what looks like a green demon mask with purple horns."
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