Moses Ulloa (left) and Vicente Valles, proud owners of some of the dumbest tattoos in the Valley.
Moses Ulloa (left) and Vicente Valles, proud owners of some of the dumbest tattoos in the Valley.
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Who Has the Dumbest Valley-Pride Face Tattoos?

The 4th Avenue Hotel (read: jail) had two visitors this weekend who just love their Valley hometowns.

So much so, apparently, that they both got the cities' respective logos tattooed on their friggin' heads.

Moses Ulloa, a fan of Glendale and "Murdercopa County," and Vicente Valles -- who's a fan of Tempe and Arizona State University -- joined 480-lovin' Johnny Shane McNeel in the upper echelon of moronic Valley-related face tattoos.

Here are the photos of our contestants:

  • Moses Ulloa
Moses Ulloa
Moses Ulloa
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  • Vicente Valles
Vicente Valles
Vicente Valles
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  • Johnny Shane McNeel, a.k.a. "Irish" (Thanks to Native Guns for pointing that out.)

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