Congratulations to the New Times reader who goes by the handle Vic, you are the proud winner of this week's New Times You Write the Caption contest.
Friday, we asked readers to provide what they think would be an appropriate caption for the above photo of shamed former Maricopa County Attorney Andrew Thomas and one of his henchwomen Rachel Alexander.
We picked the five best reader captions and put it to a vote.
See all the entries here.
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Vic stole the show with the following:
"You said I'd be assistant U.S. Attorney General but all I got to show for all this is this shitty McCain badge!"
Thanks to everyone who played, and congrats again to vic -- to retrieve your grand prize of a firm handshake and a glass of lukewarm Phoenix municipal tap water, come to the New Times Building at 1201 East Jefferson Street in Phoenix. Go to the front desk and ask for James King any time after 1 p.m.