Congratulations to the New Times reader who goes by the handle wherewasi, you are the proud winner of this week's New Times You Write the Caption contest.
On Friday, we asked readers to provide what they think would be an appropriate caption for the above photo of the actual mugshot taken by a Maricopa County Sheriff's Office detention officer of assault suspect Ramon Corrales.
We picked the five best reader captions and put it to a vote.
If you like this story, consider signing up for our email newsletters.
SHOW ME HOW
You have successfully signed up for your selected newsletter(s) - please keep an eye on your mailbox, we're movin' in!
See all the entries here.
wherewasi stole the show with the following:
"...and they BETTER NOT wake me up until that friggin coloring contest is OVER!"
Thanks to everyone who played, and congrats again to wherewasi -- to retrieve your grand prize of a firm handshake and a glass of lukewarm Phoenix municipal tap water, come to the New Times Building at 1201 East Jefferson Street in Phoenix. Go to the front desk and ask for James King any time after 1 p.m.