A lot of really hideous things can happen to you in the desert. You can be stung by a scorpion. You can get lost without any water, wander around for a couple of days, and then drop dead of dehydration. You can get sucked into quicksand. But probably the worst thing that can ever happen in to you the desert is finding yourself in the middle of the upcoming "Desert Invasion" — a cringeworthy gathering of such washed-up hair-metal acts as Trixter, Firehouse, Kix, BulletBoys, Bang Tango, Skid Row, and Night Ranger, all of it hosted by Dee... More >>>