A lot of really hideous things can happen to you in the desert. You could get stung by a highly poisonous scorpion. You could get lost without any water, wander around for a couple of days, and then drop dead of dehydration. You could get sucked into quicksand. But probably the worst thing that could ever happen in to you the desert would be finding yourself right in the middle of the upcoming “Desert Invasion” – a cringeworthy gathering of such washed-up hair-metal acts as Trixter, Firehouse, Kix, BulletBoys, Bang Tango, Skid Row, and Night Ranger, all of it hosted by Dee “House of... More >>>