David Hans Schmidt won't drink with me. The infamous media flack is determined to be a model parolee, so he talks me into leaving Devil's Martini and joining him at his place, where we sip parole-sanctioned bottled water. Schmidt has been a free man for less than two weeks, and he's eager to talk about what he learned during his stint in Safford prison -- where he spent a year for violating his ex-girlfriend's restraining order -- and about his illustrious career as agent to the world's cheesiest stars. Part huckster, part old-school press agent, Schmidt has scored big-deal coverage for Z-list celebs like Tonya Harding and political ho's like Paula Jones and Gennifer Flowers. If I were an unknown... More >>>