Folks call and write me with some amazing requests. Usually, I do my best to reply in a timely manner, but occasionally, the inquiries veer into the asinine zone, in which case, I may never respond. For example, if you're a PR flack who wonders why I never called back regarding that space-age egg beater you want me to pen an article on, you can pretty much bet the farm that egg beater you sent me is now sitting atop a landfill somewhere. Read the paper next time, bozo, and you'll realize we don't publish that type of feature. Sending me your product is as effective as voting blue in a red state -- an experience I know... More >>>
Sushi meister Paul Kim slices up some tasty nigiri at Takamatsu.