Ebenezer Scrooge might be the quintessential poster boy for a bad holiday attitude, but he didn't have to fist-fight a soccer mom the day after Thanksgiving for the last limited-edition Bratz doll at Wal-Mart. And Scrooge didn't have to buy glow-in-the-dark mistletoe nipple clamps for a gag gift party. In short, Ebenezer was a wimp who had no real reason to "bah!... More >>>
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Yule be sorry: The holidays go dark at the 19th Annual Bad X-Mas Pageant.