I know a thing or two about riding mechanical bulls. Exactly two, in fact: the brutal dual blasts of pain in my testicles after I rode one a few years back at the state fair. I was instantly convinced that cowboys must wear protective cups to pull off this feat. See, your fist grasps a rope positioned between your legs, and when the bull bucks forward, it's like punching yourself in the balls. I was on the damn beast about 10 seconds before I jumped off. It's... More >>>