Anyone remember Uptown 713, that ghastly excuse for a grub-ateria that once occupied a little shoebox-size space behind Apollo's Lounge, near Seventh Street and Bethany Home Road? Believe me, it's not worth remembering. The only reason I haven't completely erased it from the memory banks is that after I wrote a stinging review of the place back in early 2004, its owner squealed like a... More >>>