How is it that two of 2007's top sellers — Amy Winehouse and Britney Spears — sold more than a million records in the U.S. without touring the U.S. this year? It's because pity has become the new indispensable promotional tool. See how your faves have already maxed out the misfortune market in 2007, and who's already lowering the bar for pitiable... More >>>