It's 4:20 p.m. on Wednesday and I'm sitting in rush hour traffic, trying to fight my way to happy hour at the Spurr Lounge. I'm doing a sort-of girls' night out with my two lawyer pals, Cath and Shimba. Shimba is funny, cute, young, and idealistic, and she loves animals. She does the whole dog-fostering thing, and she's also adopted an elephant (named Shimba, hence her nickname) by donating $50 a year. WTF? I've heard of fostering African children by donating monthly, but a fucking elephant?! She'd better be buying drinks if I have to listen to... More >>>