Where It's Fat

Feeling fat? Yes, we all are. It's cold so we don't like hitting the great outdoors. It's the holidays so we're eating fatso foods. And we're also being a bunch of lazy turds. Get off your squishy tush and hit the pavement at the Arizona Road Racers Desert Classic 30K,...

By Lilia Menconi

December 16, 2010

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Feeling fat? Yes, we all are. It's cold so we don't like hitting the great outdoors. It's the holidays so we're eating fatso foods.

And we're also being a bunch of lazy turds.

Get off your squishy tush and hit the pavement at the Arizona Road Racers Desert Classic 30K, 5K, and 30K Relay. Gather a few tubby pals for a two- to four- person team to hoof the 5K-10K-10K-5K relay legs, or just fly solo on the 30K or 5K races.

Sun., Dec. 19, 7 a.m., 2010

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