The Shlong Show

What do you get when you cross Foghorn Leghorn with Milton Berle and a Gibson guitar? You get Big Cock, The Hardest Band in the Land, which promises all the microphone-jacking, air-humping, and torn underwear you could shake a baby's arm holding an apple at. It figures the mortally sinful...

By Leslie Barton

September 27, 2007

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What do you get when you cross Foghorn Leghorn with Milton Berle and a Gibson guitar? You get Big Cock, The Hardest Band in the Land, which promises all the microphone-jacking, air-humping, and torn underwear you could shake a baby's arm holding an apple at. It figures the mortally sinful Club Sleaze rogues are the brains behind the Club Sleaze 2.0 sexploits. And Martini Ranch, not known for it's shy, retiring nature, will no doubt be a hotbed of cleavage and tangled weaves, especially given that chicks wearing garter belts get in free. How sleazy. Vayden and Violet Wild share the stage.
Fri., Sept. 28, 9 p.m., 2007

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