Incoming: Bad Religion, Deerhunter, Jerry Seinfeld, Tech N9ne, Sara Bareilles

I know, I know -- you're looking at that headline and thinking to yourself, "Well how is he gonna shine this turd new show announcements?" I won't lie -- I can't really. You Hang Up is finally playing a show, but all that jazz was taken care of last week...

By Michael Lopez

August 9, 2010

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I know, I know -- you're looking at that headline and thinking to yourself, "Well how is he gonna shine this turd new show announcements?" I won't lie -- I can't really. You Hang Up is finally playing a show, but all that jazz was taken care of last week. Sufjan Stevens announced he's playing Mesa today -- also taken care of. Yet I must soldier on.

I watched the beginning of Extreme Movie this weekend for reasons beyond my control and that Malcolm in the Middle sure is a skinny little dude. I know he was probably an adorable little boy when he started that show, but damn that Muniz is one homely dude. I'm just saying...

Well, there's Sara Bareilles -- whose name I still don't know how to properly pronounce -- and Bad Religion, whose members are all in their mid-to-late 40s. It seems like all Tech N9ne does these days is tour, but hey -- angry, jaded white kids need their release every once in a while.

So there you have it -- truly a motley ~~crüe~~ crew of just announced shows. Aren't we entering the dog days of summer? You could have fooled me with this list of shows.

The rest of this week's dogged list of just announced shows:

Anberlin: With Crash Kings, & Civil Twilight, Saturday, Oct. 2, 6:30
p.m., $18-$20. Marquee Theatre, 730 N. Mill Ave., Tempe, 480-829-0607.

Bad Religion: With Bouncing Souls, & Off With Their Heads, Tuesday, Nov.
9, 6:30 p.m., $22.50-$25. Marquee Theatre, 730 N. Mill Ave., Tempe,
480-829-0607.

Sara Bareilles: With Greg Laswell, & Javier Dunn, Thursday, Sept. 30,
6:30 p.m., $20-$25. Marquee Theatre, 730 N. Mill Ave., Tempe,
480-829-0607.

Behemoth: With Watain, Withered, & Black Anvil, Saturday, Nov. 20, 6:30
p.m., $17-$20. Marquee Theatre, 730 N. Mill Ave., Tempe, 480-829-0607.

Joe Brooks: Saturday, Sept. 11, 5 p.m., $8-$10. Rhythm Room, 1019 E.
Indian School Rd., Phoenix, 602-265-4842.

Shemekia Copeland: Friday, Sept. 24, 8:30 p.m., $20-$22. Compound Grill,
7000 E. Mayo Blvd., Phoenix, 480-585-5483.

Deerhunter: With Casino vs. Japan, Wednesday, Nov. 3, 8 p.m., $15-$16.
Clubhouse Music Venue, 1320 E. Broadway Rd., Tempe, 480-968-3238.

Despised Icon: With Misery Index, Revocation, & more, Sunday, Sept. 26,
7 p.m., $12-$14. theUnderground, 105 W. Main St., Mesa, 480-559-5859.

Kina Grannis: Monday, Sept. 27, 8 p.m. Martini Ranch & Shaker Room, 7295
E. Stetson Dr., Scottsdale, 480-970-0500.

JJ Grey and Mofro: Wednesday, Sept. 22, 9 p.m., $22-$24. Compound Grill,
7000 E. Mayo Blvd., Phoenix, 480-585-5483.

Trevor Hall: Wednesday, Oct. 6, 9 p.m., $12-$15. Compound Grill, 7000 E.
Mayo Blvd., Phoenix, 480-585-5483.

Al Jardine's Endless Summer: Saturday, Sept. 4, 8 p.m., $45-$55. Grand
Ballroom at Talking Stick Resort, 9800 E. Indian Bend Rd., Scottsdale,
480-850-7734.

Judgment Day: Thursday, Sept. 16, 8 p.m., $8-$10. Trunk Space, 1506
Grand Ave., Phoenix, 602-256-6006.

Junip: With Sharon Van Etten, Tuesday, Nov. 16, 8 p.m., $15. Rhythm
Room, 1019 E. Indian School Rd., Phoenix, 602-265-4842.

Jesse Malin and the St. Marks Social: With Money Brother, Saturday, Oct.
2, 9 p.m., $10. Yucca Tap Room, 29 W. Southern Ave., Tempe,
480-967-4777.

Phantogram: With Josiah Wolf, & DJ Jared Alan, Friday, Oct. 8, 10 p.m.,
$10-$13. Sanctum, 4343 N. 7th Ave., Phoenix, 602-264-1700.

Jerry Seinfeld: Saturday, Oct. 9, 7 p.m., $45-$75. Dodge Theatre, 400 W.
Washington St., Phoenix, 602-379-2800.

Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin: With The Lonely Forest, Saturday,
Nov. 20, 8 p.m., $10-$12. Trunk Space, 1506 Grand Ave., Phoenix,
602-256-6006.

The Spittin' Cobras: With Scorpion vs. Tarantula, Cheap Girls, Bear
Awesome, Wire Feeder, & more, Saturday, Sept. 4, 8 p.m., $9. The Rogue
Bar, 423 N. Scottsdale Rd., Scottsdale, 480-947-3580.

Tech N9ne: With E-40, Glasses Malone, & more, Monday, Oct. 11, 6:30
p.m., $33-$35. Marquee Theatre, 730 N. Mill Ave., Tempe, 480-829-0607.

The Weepies: Tuesday, Nov. 23, 8 p.m., $15-$17. Rhythm Room, 1019 E.
Indian School Rd., Phoenix, 602-265-4842.

You Hang Up: Saturday, Sept. 4, 8 p.m., $10. Martini Ranch & Shaker
Room, 7295 E. Stetson Dr., Scottsdale, 480-970-0500.

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