Phooson: Bathrooms and Beers

As expected, it's kind of a kiddish and heavily female crowd out here at Phooson. The line for the little girl's room was halfway to the parking lot, while guys like me had a nice short wait. The beer line, on the other hand was nice and short for everyone...

By Jonathan McNamara

December 5, 2008

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As expected, it's kind of a kiddish and heavily female crowd out here at Phooson. The line for the little girl's room was halfway to the parking lot, while guys like me had a nice short wait. The beer line, on the other hand was nice and short for everyone. Katy Perry just took the stage dressed as a slutty Mrs. Claus, declaring, "I look ridiculous" while her band (dressed as elves) played her on with "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun." This should be interesting. -- Martin Cizmar

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