CANDY'S CAPITULATION: Video of Andrew "Candy" Thomas' crow-munching press conference this afternoon.

Enjoy this delicious video of County Attorney Candy "Babyface" Thomas admitting to a major eff-up yesterday in the effort to prosecute New Times by using his private attack-schnauzer Dennis Wilencheckbook, who's reportedly earned nearly $2 mil of the public's dough working for former employee Thomas. Check out the very end...

By Stephen Lemons

October 19, 2007

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Enjoy this delicious video of County Attorney Candy "Babyface" Thomas admitting to a major eff-up yesterday in the effort to prosecute New Times by using his private attack-schnauzer Dennis Wilencheckbook, who's reportedly earned nearly $2 mil of the public's dough working for former employee Thomas.

Check out the very end where I refer to this douche Barnett Lotstein, longtime MCAO flack, as Thomas' personal butt-boy. Loads of fun.

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