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Here Are 100 People Freaking Out Over Arizona's Fake "Gay-To-Straight Programs"

There's an astounding amount of people who were fooled by a fake news article claiming Arizona was instituting "gay-to-straight programs" in public schools.We noticed that several people actually thought this was real, but, checking through Twitter, there are perhaps thousands of people freaking out over this completely fake program. Check...
August 22, 2013
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There's an astounding amount of people who were fooled by a fake news article claiming Arizona was instituting "gay-to-straight programs" in public schools.

We noticed that several people actually thought this was real, but, checking through Twitter, there are perhaps thousands of people freaking out over this completely fake program. Check out 100 of the biggest freak-outs we found:

See also:
-No, Jan Brewer Is Not Putting "Gay-To-Straight Programs" in Arizona Schools

100.)99.)
"Uneducated," says the man who used the word "Straigjr."

98.) 97.) 96.) 95.) 94.) 93.) 92.) 91.)
TMI

90.)
89.) 88.) 87.) 86.) 85.) 84.) 83.) 82.) 81.) 80.)
79.) 78.) 77.) 76.) 75.) 74.) 73.) 72.) 71.) 70.)
69.) 68.)
^^^Lawyer

67.) 66.) 65.) 64.) 63.) 62.) 61.) 60.)
59.)
Nah girl, they kiddinya 'bout the program.

58.) 57.) 56.) 55.)
ELLEN!!!!

54.)
Sounds worse than normal gay. Let's hope Jesus can save them.

53.)
Even better, because it's literally made-up.

52.)
Merriam-Webster shows just one spelling.

51.) 50.)
49.)
It's the budget that's the problem.

48.) 47.) 46.) 45.)
This guy is literally going to murder a woman, using the article as a weapon.

44.) 43.) 42.) 41. 40.)
39.) 38.)
THE CHILDREN, JAN

37.)
Literally run by Hitler.

36.) 35.) 34.) 33.) 32.) 31.)
(*Crazy alert*)

30.)
29.)
BARACK!!!!

28.) 27.)
ANDERSOOOOOOOOON!

26.) 25.)
Hey man, if you didn't already ice yourself, this whole post is about people who didn't realize this is fake.

24.) 23.) 22.) 21.) 20.)
CHER!!!!!

19.)
RACHEL!!!!!

18) 17.) 16.) 15.) 14.) 13.) 12.)
Superman?

11.)< 10.)
9.) 9.) 8.) 7.) 6.)
BILL!?!?!?!

5.) 4.) 3.)
SOMEONE!!!!!

2.) 1.)
THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE.

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